Ahh Dr. Laura. See, this is one of the fringe benefits of not growing up in the US: My mother doesn't even know who Dr. Laura is, or really understands what the big deal is with Martha Stewart. And I am kind of glad for that.
However, those Self-help Hellspawns do still inflict a lot of damage on the general american population, with their co-dependent pop-psychology crap. I say we kill them all: Dr. Laura, Martha Stewart, Dr. Phil & his son (he writes books too u know)and Tony Robbins. Just shoot them, and then we tie them all up together and dump them in the ocean. It will be fun.
Of course, the problem won't be really solved, since their books and Tv shows will always exists. But hey, never said killing them was a panacea: just a form of damage control is all. You know?
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Ahh Dr. Laura. See, this is one of the fringe benefits of not growing up in the US: My mother doesn't even know who Dr. Laura is, or really understands what the big deal is with Martha Stewart. And I am kind of glad for that.
However, those Self-help Hellspawns do still inflict a lot of damage on the general american population, with their co-dependent pop-psychology crap. I say we kill them all: Dr. Laura, Martha Stewart, Dr. Phil & his son (he writes books too u know)and Tony Robbins. Just shoot them, and then we tie them all up together and dump them in the ocean. It will be fun.
Of course, the problem won't be really solved, since their books and Tv shows will always exists. But hey, never said killing them was a panacea: just a form of damage control is all. You know?
Hmmph, I hate those Daytime TV bastards.
In her defense, isn't it better that she says "Dr. Laura says...." instead of "They say that...." - I think I hate the latter even more.
Yeah, I never know who that "they" is, but "they" know quite a bit.
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